Sunday, March 18, 2012

[Deck Profile] WTFucksworn

You will be like 'WTF did I just read?' after reading this article, I promise!

To give you your first WTF-moment, please look at this:

Says it all.
Yes. 60 cards. And it works. I already hear your 'Wat.'!

Lets start with the massive decklist!

Monster (50):
2x Judgment Dragon
3x Master Hyperion
3x The Agent of Creation - Venus
3x Tour Guide From the Underworld
3x Inzektor Hornet
3x Inzektor Dragonfly
3x Inzektor Centipede
3x Wind-Up Rat
3x Maxx "C"
3x Mystical Shine Ball
2x Lyla, Lightsworn Sorceress
2x Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner
2x Card Trooper
2x Ryko, Lightsworn Hunter
1x Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning
1x Gorz the Emissary of Darkness
1x Garoth, Lightsworn Warrior
1x Jain, Lightsworn Paladin
1x Ehren, Lightsworn Monk
1x Honest
1x Debris Dragon
1x Wind-Up Hunter
1x Tour Bus From the Underworld
1x Sangan
1x The Agent of Mystery - Earth
1x Effect Veiler

Spells (9):
3x Solar Recharge
1x Charge of the Light Brigade
1x Pot of Avarice
1x Allure of Darkness
1x Foolish Burial
1x Monster Reborn
1x Heavy Storm

Trap (1):
1x Treacherous Trap Hole

Extradeck (15):
1x Stardust Dragon
1x Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier
1x Ancient Fairy Dragon
1x Black Rose Dragon
1x Scrap Dragon
2x Gachi Gachi Gantetsu
3x Wind-Up Carrier Zenmaighty
1x Number 17: Leviathan Dragon
1x Leviair the Sea Dragon
1x Wind-Up Zenmaines
1x Number 39: Utopia
1x Steelswarm Roach



No seriously dude...what? I mean...what?

Isn't it funny?  I'm always telling people to play with exactly 40 cards and now this? So people, either play exactly 40 and if you want to play more then 40, play 60

Dude...this is insane...did you put in like all the meta decks in one pile of whore shit?

Oh lord Bunilla, yes I did! Why play with 1 Meta Deck, when you can play with multiple?

Seriously...we're playing know, that game with Tour Guide...not that bullcrap Magic stuff. They are playing with 60 cards, not us. Goddammit dude...

Calm down. This deck is serious. I killed serveral decks with it. And yes, I got the Inzektor Loop & Wind-Up Loop done! Not only once but almost every duel. And yes, I killed Inzektors, everything.

But how do you play it. Won't you have dead hands with random stuff not working together?

This is where the interesting part starts. It is an experiment. You're not in control anymore with this deck. You mustn't think to yourself 'hopefully I get Lyla now', because you won't. Your deck is in control now. Your deck decides what you play and even what part of the deck you play.

But isn't that contra productive? You won't be able to know if you can stand against your opponents won't know what you will won't know if you even CAN play...

As stated before, this is an experiment. It's not only an experiment for you as human being, it is for you as player and for your brain. Stop playing in one direction and be open to play in any direction you will be leaded to. You have to switch from one playing style to another almost instantly. You're forced to think further.

You a tennis ball machine thing that shoots out tennis balls in any direction and you have to react to it?

Exactly. Build this deck (with proxies if you have to). Test it. Try to adept to any possible situation. Win on a hilarious way. Lose like a hero. Win by summoning JD. Or doing the Hunter Loop and then droping Hyperion. It has endless combinations to do so.

Dude...just...ok I'll try it. But seriously...

Best part: If played at a tournament, you can be sure to earn WTF moments and opponents that don't know what to side against it. I mean, it can be that you played with Agents and Lightsworns and your opponent doesn't even know, you're playing with Wind-Ups and Inzektors.

Again...WTFuck did I just read?...


And now follows the video by TrollVlogger:

All hail Bunilla!



  1. hahahaha
    bro this is freakin awesome

    1. Oh yeah it is...
      Trolldecking has low rating and then i played a 60 cards deck. So every one thought i am a fucking idiot, who don't know how to play this game. I never had to do so much duels for the video. i played vs ppl with +1000 rating and nearly everyone rage quitted. Funny thing :)
      by Trollvlogger

  2. I like this deck like all of these other reviewed decks, especially this 60-card-deck! Nice work like every time, Sephiroth and Kimka!! Keep it up!!! :D

  3. Haha, this is rather pro dude. - Dropped on like turn three or something? The deck works oddly well.
    - Collector of the Rykos.

  4. What's so special about this?
    I've been playing like this for years now..

    It's more fun than predecided strategies by metadecks anyways :D

    1. You =/= The crowd of people. For you it's not special, for most people it is. And yes, it isn't normal to play 60 cards, tbh.

    2. Well, that's true enough :)

  5. The special thing about this deck is the flexibilty of using Wind-Up/Inzektor/Lightsworn combo/play.. Most of those plays can be played using 1 or 2 cards only

    1. Congratulations for building this deck :)
      Now Yu-Gi-Oh seems fun again XD


    Two videos of me playing the deck, works rather well still. ;)
    Also Master Seph you judging at Toulouse? Can't remember if I saw your name on the list.

    1. Haha, this is how it has to be played. I had so much fun playing this. I play it like for 3 weeks now, and it works the same like the first day. =D

      Not there, no, I don't have time then. XD

      But I wish you very much fun! And greet the other judges!

  7. Great job on the deck. You do a great job here. Bunilla would be proud.

    1. Oh by the lord Bunilla, thank you good sir!



  9. pot of avarice would be a great card in deck ^^

  10. This....

    No, this is



    Grats on the deck sepiroth,

  11. This is a great deck. Been trying it on DN, only Skill Drain decks can stop it.

  12. Nothing is funnier than seeing your opp go like "... UH?!? Inzektor? Wait a minute, Judgment Dragon? WTF???".

    It should be noted that I used it with the actual banlist (Sept.2012) where Hornet, Dragonfly, Brionac and Zenmighty is limited. So I filled those spaces with:
    2x Rescue Rabbit
    2x Sabersaurus
    1x Catastor
    1x Evolzar Laggia (You betcha: Dino Rabbit goes to the pile!)
    1x Maestroke (or Dolkka, or anything else...)

    It worked just the same way. Though I wonder if I should take out the wind-ups and inzektors or if there's another better cards to replace Dino Rabbit.

    Anyway, congratulations for building this deck! It's really good and I never laughed so much with a duel. xD

  13. Whoa this deck is amazing! Please please please try and adjust to the current format! It might just bring me back into this game. :p